the temperamental

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Don't give up on me yet, I will give you what you deserve


guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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(Source: guy, via stopthinkimagine)

— 21 hours ago with 246379 notes
"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out."

Sylvia Plath (via myrisingvoice)

oh my god she is a fucking boss

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(Source: incorrectsylviaplathquotes, via dayanuuuh)

— 2 days ago with 197355 notes
"I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up."
(via sassyfag)

This

(via your-daisyfreshgirl)

You will because you did

(via n4ughty-y)

(Source: flyingwithoutwings21, via cretabarajas)

— 2 days ago with 271156 notes
"its britney bitch"
the bible (leviticus 7:58)

(Source: donatellavevo, via lanadelgoawayy)

— 2 days ago with 32305 notes

vanillish:

when mcdonalds forgets your barbeque sauceimage

(via justbeinmestrange)

— 2 days ago with 28542 notes

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

(via seahorsepancakes)

— 2 days ago with 189908 notes
dalislikes:

fuck all ya’ll iphones and shit i want this 

dalislikes:

fuck all ya’ll iphones and shit i want this 

(Source: goth-memes, via the-dork-of-darkness)

— 2 days ago with 156088 notes

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

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— 2 days ago with 63448 notes